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Resume
Balakrishna Nandamuri                                                                                        Email:  [email protected]
                                                                                                                Phone: +910000000000





Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.

Preofessio'nil' Experience:     
·                  30 years in Telugu Industry.
·                  Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
·                  Side role- 1979(14 flops)
·                  Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Acting Skills:         
·                            Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
·                            Climbing Mt. Everest without any Help (Vijayendra varma),
·                            Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
·                            Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.
Expected CTC:    Min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements:  World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu

Project Details:
1.        Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2.        Climbing any mountain with hands.
3.        Pulling chair front and sending train back


Leadership Skills:
·        Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
Special Attraction:
1.        Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
2.        Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
3.        Senseless talking in functions, interviews                                     
4.        Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)

Personal Details:

Name:      BalKrish N
Age  :      30yrs in Industry
Weight:      I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
Hobbies:    I am Not a Man to have Hobbies


Conclusion:

Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".
The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".

[apparao]

*u(  ika godavalu start avtay db lo.. nenu lenu.. i am running

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

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[sweety456]

areye kojja na ........ ga avasarama asalu antha estam leynodivi enduku chustav ra nuvvu chudakunda vundu nekeynduku ra thokka na .. ka

[Gunner]

Chinna asalu nee Resume thayaar cheskunnava?

Asalu adhi market la pedthe neeku Job osthadha?

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[Darling999]

mama im nt a balayya fan, pakka pawan kalya fan but v must hav minimum common sense before commenting on others.
Star evairanaa star ey, aayana cinemalu nachaka potey lite teeskoo kaani  ila malli post chestey public lo public cheta kottistaa
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[Gunner]

[quote author=nenuVedava link=topic=89012.msg950294#msg950294 date=1281682308]
mama im nt a balayya fan, pakka pawan kalya fan but v must hav minimum common sense before commenting on others.
Star evairanaa star ey, aayana cinemalu nachaka potey lite teeskoo kaani  ila malli post chestey public lo public cheta kottistaa
[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2d7ihe9.jpg[/img]
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Public chetha kottistha ani cheppi, nuvvu okkanive kodthunnav? [img width=100 height=110]http://i45.tinypic.com/dh7gv5.jpg[/img]

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

[quote author=Gunner link=topic=89012.msg950301#msg950301 date=1281682403]
Public chetha kottistha ani cheppi, nuvvu okkanive kodthunnav? [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/dh7gv5.jpg[/img]
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Malli funch  [img width=100 height=110]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r305/kishore_balu/Brahmi%20Gifs/brahmam19.gif[/img]

[Gunner]

[quote author=Nellore Pedda reddy link=topic=89012.msg950307#msg950307 date=1281682575]
Malli funch  [img]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r305/kishore_balu/Brahmi%20Gifs/brahmam19.gif[/img]
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Endho reddy gaaru, fans atla encouraging chesthunru, funch iyyandi plz ani! iyyaka pothe em baaguntadhi cheppandi![img width=100 height=110]http://i45.tinypic.com/dh7gv5.jpg[/img]

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

[quote author=Gunner link=topic=89012.msg950314#msg950314 date=1281682819]
Endho reddy gaaru, fans atla encouraging chesthunru, funch iyyandi plz ani! iyyaka pothe em baaguntadhi cheppandi![img]http://i45.tinypic.com/dh7gv5.jpg[/img]
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