Bill Gate weds Madhuri Dixit

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If Bill Gates had married Madhuri Dixit;

these could be the caption in Newspapers:

* Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

* English Babu Desi Mem.

* Brain marries Beauty!?

* Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!?

Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...

* The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."

* Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.

* Relax guys! they'll only go for a virtual honeymoon.

* Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..

* Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain

* Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera Bill aaya...

* Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...

* Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

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