master123 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Posted August 18, 2009 HEADLINE NEWS! Govt of USA has released a statement- Michael Jackson cant b cremated as itz against Emission Laws He is 80% plastic,so he must b RECYCLED! Origin of Ramayan: Mickey fights with Donald, Donald throws Mickey 2 d wall Then Mickey started writing RAMAYANA Why? coz Mickey bcums WALLMICKEY! Rajnikant is remaking TITANIC with some changes... In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and TITANIC on d other hand.. ud gals r found in every corner of d earth !! . . . . . But Unfortunately.. D earth is round & has no corner hammernd Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style: You will sleep with a manager today. Wife fell unconscious. Quote
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