razin59 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Posted August 22, 2009 Jokes Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting every time" Wife replies," No, It means, "With Idiot for Ever!!!” Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse: - I Love U sister Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". begger : ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya.. owner : vellu ..vellu..intlo ammagaaru leru .. begger : Nenu adigindhi dharmam.... ni pellam ni kaadhu babu.... Quote
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