Stories Series 4.....

[jaffatingboy]

konchem time pattindhi...aa mail nundi theerukovataniki.....emi cheppalo ardham kaledhu....

emi cheppala aani thinking..bagundhi aante...takes for granted....baledhu aante...not romantic aanukuntundemo aani..

msg beep:

rupa:ayendha mahanubaava...

me:yup....

rupa:nachindha....

me:ilantivi thappa inkemi dhorakaledhu .....

rupa:i laughed madly reading that...

me:ooho....ardhamayya...ardhamkaaka.....

rupa:ardhamkaakapovataniki emmundhi eenti....

me:manaki ilanti talent kuda vundha.....

rupa:edholendi masteru appudappudu....

me:sare nenu padukunta....

rupa:kusepu maatladu...

rupa:neeku ardhamayendha....

me:mm..ardhamayendhi....

rupa:emi ardhamayendhi.....

me:veere vaala bedroom lo ki vellakudadhu aani....

rupa:mooddduuuuuuuuuuuu

rupa:anthaakana thought emi raledhu....

me:ledhu......

rupa:nuvvu eppudu aala dhaakoledha.....

[jaffatingboy]

konchem time pattindhi...aa mail nundi theerukovataniki.....emi cheppalo ardham kaledhu....

emi cheppala aani thinking..bagundhi aante...takes for granted....baledhu aante...not romantic aanukuntundemo aani..

msg beep:

rupa:ayendha mahanubaava...

me:yup....

rupa:nachindha....

me:ilantivi thappa inkemi dhorakaledhu .....

rupa:i laughed madly reading that...

me:ooho....ardhamayya...ardhamkaaka.....

rupa:ardhamkaakapovataniki emmundhi eenti....

me:manaki ilanti talent kuda vundha.....

rupa:edholendi masteru appudappudu....

me:sare nenu padukunta....

rupa:kusepu maatladu...

rupa:neeku ardhamayendha....

me:mm..ardhamayendhi....

rupa:emi ardhamayendhi.....

me:veere vaala bedroom lo ki vellakudadhu aani....

rupa:mooddduuuuuuuuuuuu

rupa:anthaakana thought emi raledhu....

me:ledhu......

rupa:nuvvu eppudu aala dhaakoledha.....

[vijay rocking]

[quote author=jaffatingboy link=topic=115786.msg1244119#msg1244119 date=1288758597]
me:entadhi..

rupa:naa gurenchi ela thelusukuntav....nenu entaadhi aanedhi ela thelusthundhi....

me:nenu thelusukunta aani cheppadledhu...anavasaramga hopes pettukoku....

rupa:ledhu..i know ..i will surely get you.....

me:i cant say you anything....

left rupa home..came home....peddaga emi discussion jaaragapoyesariki konchem happy ga feel ayya....

thanu emi decide ayedho theliyadhu....nenu maathram decided..ee relation eela ayena penchakudadhu aani....

manam okati thalisthe....devudu okati thaalachadu aani tharuvatha kaani ardham kaledhu....

evening time pass...dinner done..call chesindhi..pick cheyaledhu intentional gaa....

abt to go to bed......

message vacindhi....

rupa:hey..i found something erotic& funny..sent a mail to you..check it...

me:anything imp

rupa:abba choodamaana..choodu..

me:funny aanav kadha..time vunnapudu choosthallee....

rupa:ledhu ippudu choodu....

me:mood ledhu...

rupa:no..ippudu choodu...

sare choostha...will msg you ...once done..mail open chesa...


following is the mail i received from her

One day, little jonny asked his mom what ***** was.

"Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.

The following morning, jonny's mom asked what happened.

Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.

So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would.

Except he's not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what was making them sick - a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend's pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long! anyways he grapped it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that.

She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen, I should tell her about the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.

All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.

After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel!

I knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides were dripping out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to the bed anyway!

He started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.

After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet!"

Little jonny's mom fainted

nenu fainted aadhi chaadivaaakaa........
[/quote]

sorry baa.... nenu eee story eee roje chadiva......
[url=http://fsiblog.com/joke-of-the-day/36791/mommy-what-is-courting/]http://fsiblog.com/joke-of-the-day/36791/mommy-what-is-courting/[/url]

[vijay rocking]

[quote author=jaffatingboy link=topic=115786.msg1244119#msg1244119 date=1288758597]
me:entadhi..

rupa:naa gurenchi ela thelusukuntav....nenu entaadhi aanedhi ela thelusthundhi....

me:nenu thelusukunta aani cheppadledhu...anavasaramga hopes pettukoku....

rupa:ledhu..i know ..i will surely get you.....

me:i cant say you anything....

left rupa home..came home....peddaga emi discussion jaaragapoyesariki konchem happy ga feel ayya....

thanu emi decide ayedho theliyadhu....nenu maathram decided..ee relation eela ayena penchakudadhu aani....

manam okati thalisthe....devudu okati thaalachadu aani tharuvatha kaani ardham kaledhu....

evening time pass...dinner done..call chesindhi..pick cheyaledhu intentional gaa....

abt to go to bed......

message vacindhi....

rupa:hey..i found something erotic& funny..sent a mail to you..check it...

me:anything imp

rupa:abba choodamaana..choodu..

me:funny aanav kadha..time vunnapudu choosthallee....

rupa:ledhu ippudu choodu....

me:mood ledhu...

rupa:no..ippudu choodu...

sare choostha...will msg you ...once done..mail open chesa...


following is the mail i received from her

One day, little jonny asked his mom what ***** was.

"Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.

The following morning, jonny's mom asked what happened.

Little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.

So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would.

Except he's not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what was making them sick - a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend's pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long! anyways he grapped it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that.

She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen, I should tell her about the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.

All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.

After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel!

I knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides were dripping out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to the bed anyway!

He started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.

After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet!"

Little jonny's mom fainted

nenu fainted aadhi chaadivaaakaa........
[/quote]

sorry baa.... nenu eee story eee roje chadiva......
[url=http://fsiblog.com/joke-of-the-day/36791/mommy-what-is-courting/]http://fsiblog.com/joke-of-the-day/36791/mommy-what-is-courting/[/url]

[highwayman]

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[highwayman]

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/oe849.gif[/img]....abbo

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"nuvvu epudu ala dakkoledaaa".............bale adigindi maamoi..neeku fuse lu lesipoyinaya..?

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"nuvvu epudu ala dakkoledaaa".............bale adigindi maamoi..neeku fuse lu lesipoyinaya..?

[jaffatingboy]

me:naaku aalnti aalavatulu leevu lee....

rupa:oohoo....

me:sare padukuntunna...

rupa:bye........

me:bye..gudnite....

two days passed.....

as usual office wrk..gng and..cmng back....nenu marchipoyendhi annukunna...may be nenu react avvakapoyesariki...but she is preparing herself to bang hard aani thelusukoledhu....regular ga msgs vasthundevi..

koniti reply ichevaadini..konitiki ichevadini kaadhu...she used to be possessive some times...nenu peddaga pattinchukoledhu..may be first time feeling emo kabbati konchem ekkuva react avthundhi aanukunnaa...

raakaraakaalaaa msgs pampinchedhi...konni naku ardhamayevi kaadhu.....evvadi pichi vaadiki aanadam aanukunnaa...

oka nite i received the following msg...

rupa:What should you give a man who has everything?

nenu choosi oorukunna...

malli msg came...

rupa:indaka msg ki answer eent aanukuntunnav...

me:no clues....

rupa:try cheyiii

me:interest ledhu..in middle of some wrk...

rupa:plzz....naa kosam.....

me:emo idea strike avvatam ledhu

rupa:sare nite varuku try cheyii...raakapothe nenu chepptha....

me:sare..will see...

rupa:no naku answer cheppalsindhe...

me:sare.....

[jaffatingboy]

me:naaku aalnti aalavatulu leevu lee....

rupa:oohoo....

me:sare padukuntunna...

rupa:bye........

me:bye..gudnite....

two days passed.....

as usual office wrk..gng and..cmng back....nenu marchipoyendhi annukunna...may be nenu react avvakapoyesariki...but she is preparing herself to bang hard aani thelusukoledhu....regular ga msgs vasthundevi..

koniti reply ichevaadini..konitiki ichevadini kaadhu...she used to be possessive some times...nenu peddaga pattinchukoledhu..may be first time feeling emo kabbati konchem ekkuva react avthundhi aanukunnaa...

raakaraakaalaaa msgs pampinchedhi...konni naku ardhamayevi kaadhu.....evvadi pichi vaadiki aanadam aanukunnaa...

oka nite i received the following msg...

rupa:What should you give a man who has everything?

nenu choosi oorukunna...

malli msg came...

rupa:indaka msg ki answer eent aanukuntunnav...

me:no clues....

rupa:try cheyiii

me:interest ledhu..in middle of some wrk...

rupa:plzz....naa kosam.....

me:emo idea strike avvatam ledhu

rupa:sare nite varuku try cheyii...raakapothe nenu chepptha....

me:sare..will see...

rupa:no naku answer cheppalsindhe...

me:sare.....

[jaffatingboy]

nenu peddaga pattinchukoledhu...i am in my own world....

padukunna....ooliki padi legicha...phne ringing.....

evvara aani choosa....rupa calling......time choosa....1:15......pick cheyaledhu...continous ga chesthune vundhi....

2 missed calls tharuvatha thappadu aanukunta pick chesa....

rupa:hey moodduuu....nidarapothunava....

me:ledhu curtain chaatu dhaakunna....

rupa:hehehehhe hhahahhhhahah ohohohohohohahahaha...

me:vishyam enti...

rupa:answer cheppaledhu mooduuuu nenu adigina question ki....

me:emo...naaku theliyadhu...nenu try cheyaledhu....

rupa:sare msg chestha choosuko.....

me:ippudu cheppochugaaa

rupa:ledhu msg chestha choosuko....

me:sare

after 2 mins msg received....

[size=12pt][font=verdana][b]rupa:What should you give a man who has everything?

rupa:A woman to show him how to use it.
[/b][/font][/size]

[jaffatingboy]

nenu peddaga pattinchukoledhu...i am in my own world....

padukunna....ooliki padi legicha...phne ringing.....

evvara aani choosa....rupa calling......time choosa....1:15......pick cheyaledhu...continous ga chesthune vundhi....

2 missed calls tharuvatha thappadu aanukunta pick chesa....

rupa:hey moodduuu....nidarapothunava....

me:ledhu curtain chaatu dhaakunna....

rupa:hehehehhe hhahahhhhahah ohohohohohohahahaha...

me:vishyam enti...

rupa:answer cheppaledhu mooduuuu nenu adigina question ki....

me:emo...naaku theliyadhu...nenu try cheyaledhu....

rupa:sare msg chestha choosuko.....

me:ippudu cheppochugaaa

rupa:ledhu msg chestha choosuko....

me:sare

after 2 mins msg received....

[size=12pt][font=verdana][b]rupa:What should you give a man who has everything?

rupa:A woman to show him how to use it.
[/b][/font][/size]

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