decentsun Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 Dear Tech Support Team: > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . > > > I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes > that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. > In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now > monitors all other system activities. > > > Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies > 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever > selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while > attempting to run my favorite applications. > > > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' > doesn't work on Wife 1.0. > > > Please help! > > > Thanks, > "A Troubled User " > > > > REPLY: > > > > Dear Troubled User: > > > This is a very common problem that people complain about. > > > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it > is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run > EVERYTHING !!! > > > It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend > 5.0. > > > It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the > system once installed. > > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not > to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- > Child Support) .. > > > I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the > environment. > > > I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to > alleviate software augmentation. > > > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the > system will return to normal anyway. > > > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep > 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use > these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program > NagNag 9.5 . > > > Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 > is to purchase additional software. I recommend > Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 > > > STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install > SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife > 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > > Best of luck, > Tech Support.... Quote
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