decentsun Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dear Tech Support Team: > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . > > > I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes > that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. > In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now > monitors all other system activities. > > > Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies > 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever > selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while > attempting to run my favorite applications. > > > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' > doesn't work on Wife 1.0. > > > Please help! > > > Thanks, > "A Troubled User " > > > > REPLY: > > > > Dear Troubled User: > > > This is a very common problem that people complain about. > > > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it > is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run > EVERYTHING !!! > > > It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend > 5.0. > > > It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the > system once installed. > > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not > to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- > Child Support) .. > > > I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the > environment. > > > I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to > alleviate software augmentation. > > > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the > system will return to normal anyway. > > > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep > 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use > these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program > NagNag 9.5 . > > > Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 > is to purchase additional software. I recommend > Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 > > > STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install > SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife > 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > > Best of luck, > Tech Support.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master123 Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-1.thumb.png.613bdd33b4e8b5f69ac815bf90e62a8b.png)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.