the_fairy Posted July 28, 2011 Report Posted July 28, 2011 * I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books. * The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. * What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. * What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. * A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper! * Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” * Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!* Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.* Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! &D_@@ &D_@@ &D_@@ Quote
Maximus Posted July 28, 2011 Report Posted July 28, 2011 [quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217281.msg2674269#msg2674269 date=1311816341]* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books. * The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. * What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. * What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. * A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper! * Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” * Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!* Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.* Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! &D_@@ &D_@@ &D_@@[/quote][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol2.gif[/img] 1 Quote
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Okkamogadu Posted August 5, 2011 Report Posted August 5, 2011 [quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217281.msg2674269#msg2674269 date=1311816341]* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books. * The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. * What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. * What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. * A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper! * Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” * Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!* Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.* Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! &D_@@ &D_@@ &D_@@[/quote] CITI_c$y Quote
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