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[b]WISH YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 in advance.[/b]

A bit of advice before the New year parties....
Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink
on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
[b]7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and[/b]
[b] The music is very repetitive.[/b]
[b] Cause: You're in an ambulance.[/b]
[b] Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.[/b]

HAVE A SAFE and GREAT TIM[u]E[/u]



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