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April 1, 2012

[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit.[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The test result shows that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000.[/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#666666][font=Georgia, serif][size=3][left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again." [/font][/size][/left][/size][/font][/color]