Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

abbaaaaa.. navvaleka sachina ra bhai.. mast undey jokes.. edikelli ethukochinav ra bhai.. thanks for the jokes mama...

[Ranku Raja]

very nice ones...

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :Honey would you pass the boobs plz[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='CORLEONE' timestamp='1334813001' post='1301658205']

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Don Corleone.. mama mia

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A School once held a contest for Kids: The Theme was "Nicest Thing Dad did for Me". Award Winning Answer....."Not Wearing a Condom"[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334817785' post='1301658395']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A School once held a contest for Kids: The Theme was "Nicest Thing Dad did for Me". Award Winning Answer....."Not Wearing a Condom"[/font][/color]
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denemma jerevitham.. emanna joke a baa

[ManOnFire]

.. more jokes plzzzzz

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband sitting in a car with his Wife [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Callgirl comes to wife says: Paise pehle le lena?. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!![/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband sitting in a car with his Wife [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Callgirl comes to wife says: Paise pehle le lena?. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!![/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband to his wife during a fight. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"If you ever want to commit suicide ,just jump from your Ego level to your IQ level"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The key to a successful relationship : options ...clear chat .... no history[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dr.: How is your Sex Life..? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: As usual - Mon to Fri... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dr.: What about weekends..?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: Weekends ? I am at Home. Relaxing with my Wife.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: MOM,Aap blouse mein paise kyo rakhti ho?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MOM: Taki tere papa ko pata na chale.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: Bechare papa,roz kamwali k blouse mein dhondte rehte hain[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAMLAL - Thakur Sahab Gabbar Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Raha Hain. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]THAKUR - Toh?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAMLAL - Nahi,Bahu Puch Rahi Hain Aap Badala Loge Ya, Main Paise Le Lu?[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Reality - Condoms nowadays have More flavours than ICE CREAMS![/font][/color]