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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334914997' post='1301663352']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary:- Good Morning Sir! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Personal Secretary:- "Enough Sir, It's Morning!"[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334921333' post='1301663493']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary:- Good Morning Sir! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Personal Secretary:- "Enough Sir, It's Morning!"[/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is Fashion Designing?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Too many brains working on very tiny clothes with too many ideas on how to cover very small areas.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear Mahesh Bhatt ... One last question ...How much porn did u really watch before discovering that Sunny Leon actually has acting abilities[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear married men, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife - that's how difficult married life is[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why do women close their eyes during sex? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]They can't stand seeing a man have a good time![/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/font][/color]
[font="HelveticaNeue,"][color="#333333"]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color][/font]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Hey, what's up?"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color]
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@3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037709' post='1301670002']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/font][/color]
[font=HelveticaNeue,][color=#333333]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color][/font]
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CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037791' post='1301670006']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Hey, what's up?"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?[/font][/color]
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