Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Adhinayakudu]

GP

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam to Boss: Sir, Miriyam is waiting outside ur room with a basket full of underwears.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boss: Oh no! I told him to debrief his team & meet me in 15 minutes.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SHRIRAM KE LANKA VIJAY K BAAD SHURPANKHA: Mera KYA Hoga?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAM:Kalyug me Ayodhya pe RAAJ karogi, MAYAWATI Nam Hoga,par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: MOM,Aap blouse mein paise kyo rakhti ho?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MOM: Taki tere papa ko pata na chale.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: Bechare papa,roz kamwali k blouse mein dhondte rehte hain[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What's common between "AMUL" & "WOMAN"?? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Both are utterly butterly delicious, but one on bread and other on bed.[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334826171' post='1301658577']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam to Boss: Sir, Miriyam is waiting outside ur room with a basket full of underwears.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boss: Oh no! I told him to debrief his team & meet me in 15 minutes.[/font][/color]
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[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Wpgy4ysmiGk/T1joZZ1KEtI/AAAAAAAAB-0/GHW7rUPz-3o/s1600/brahmanandam+comedy+gif+.gif[/img]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334826217' post='1301658578']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SHRIRAM KE LANKA VIJAY K BAAD SHURPANKHA: Mera KYA Hoga?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAM:Kalyug me Ayodhya pe RAAJ karogi, MAYAWATI Nam Hoga,par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga[/font][/color]
[/quote]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Chinese Waiter: Sir we have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam: Dont tell me ur Problems, give the Menu[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

assalu taggamaku..

[summer27]

[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1334828446' post='1301658640']
assalu taggamaku..
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nannu maree munaga chettu ekkistunnav bayya..[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi67.gif[/img]

[dreamgirl]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829013' post='1301658670']
nannu maree munaga chettu ekkistunnav bayya..[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi67.gif[/img]
[/quote]

anthe anthe

[summer27]

[quote name='dreamgirl' timestamp='1334829149' post='1301658673']

anthe anthe
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[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/GIF3/15020115.gif[/img]

[dreamgirl]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829217' post='1301658675']
[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/GIF3/15020115.gif[/img]
[/quote]

[summer27]

[quote name='dreamgirl' timestamp='1334829259' post='1301658676']


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chinna pillalu ikkadiki raakoodu ani seppana..[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/GIF3/SVelu.gif[/img]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='dreamgirl' timestamp='1334829259' post='1301658676']


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[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lizwO3_EMSI/T4JQ9u2qkvI/AAAAAAAADFc/QJ_-ehYKMLQ/s1600/chiru+brahmi+gif.gif[/img]