Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love is nothing but a deep desire to get one's life f*cked up[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Funny but so true: [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Mother: I think our daughter is in love.. .[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father: How do u know.? . [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Mother: She is not asking for pocket money.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Philosopher Said :: "Marriage Is The Only 'WAR..' Where Enemies Sleep TOGETHER With Their Weapons"..!![/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Pros filed IT returns showing Rs.9 lac as profit.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In space dat asked NATURE OF JOB She wrote- DEMOLITION OF ILLEGAL ERECTIONS[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A: About three inches.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]WOMEN-They hold u by ur d*ck,get in to your brains,analyze your past,f*ck [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]future,screw [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]feelings,tear in to [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] pocket & are still called the WEAKER SEX[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband to nagging wife: "SHUT UP!" Wife:"Remember, the last time u said that, I left u for a WEEK! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up![/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What Is Another Name For An "AFFAIR" After Marriage? . . 'PORTABILITY':- "Change your Service Provider Without Changing your Number..."[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Badnaam Munni, Jawaan Sheila, Chammak Challo and now Chikni Chameli! Forget iPads, India produces such advanced iTems with amazing features[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]V agina is the best rehab center in the world.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Any arrogant dick can go in but will come out soft,humble,happy,satisfied and reduced in size&Ego[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]High Class Insult: [/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: If world is going to end in next 30 min, what would you wish to do? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Of course SEX. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: OK what about remaining 28 min?[/font][/color]

[Jilebi]

Good keep rocking

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dont u feel cheated and angry when u open a bag of chips & its only 30% full? Well, thats how men feel when they unhook a push up bra...[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important...[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Trust is something that you have in a condom when the sex partner is not your spouse!![/font][/color]