summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love is nothing but a deep desire to get one's life f*cked up[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Funny but so true: [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Mother: I think our daughter is in love.. .[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father: How do u know.? . [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Mother: She is not asking for pocket money.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Philosopher Said :: "Marriage Is The Only 'WAR..' Where Enemies Sleep TOGETHER With Their Weapons"..!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Pros filed IT returns showing Rs.9 lac as profit.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In space dat asked NATURE OF JOB She wrote- DEMOLITION OF ILLEGAL ERECTIONS[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A: About three inches.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]WOMEN-They hold u by ur d*ck,get in to your brains,analyze your past,f*ck [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]future,screw [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]feelings,tear in to [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]your[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] pocket & are still called the WEAKER SEX[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband to nagging wife: "SHUT UP!" Wife:"Remember, the last time u said that, I left u for a WEEK! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What Is Another Name For An "AFFAIR" After Marriage? . . 'PORTABILITY':- "Change your Service Provider Without Changing your Number..."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Badnaam Munni, Jawaan Sheila, Chammak Challo and now Chikni Chameli! Forget iPads, India produces such advanced iTems with amazing features[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]V agina is the best rehab center in the world.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Any arrogant dick can go in but will come out soft,humble,happy,satisfied and reduced in size&Ego[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]High Class Insult: [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: If world is going to end in next 30 min, what would you wish to do? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Of course SEX. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: OK what about remaining 28 min?[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilebi Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Good keep rocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dont u feel cheated and angry when u open a bag of chips & its only 30% full? Well, thats how men feel when they unhook a push up bra...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Trust is something that you have in a condom when the sex partner is not your spouse!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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