Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yess, Yess"[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Negative Orgasm:"Oh no, Ohh noo, Noo!"[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Spiritual Orgasm:"Oh God, Oh God"[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Classical Indian Orgasm:"Nahi... Nahii... Nahiii"[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Rock'n'Roll Orgasm:"Oh baby, Oh yeah, Oh baby"[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In a Rape Case: Judge: U are fined Rs11,240 & 7yrs in Jail. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rapist: Y exactly 11240Rs? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Judge:10,000Rs for Rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment tax.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:Whats the fee for getting a divorce? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lawyer: 50,000Rs. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:You took only 500 for the marriage registration. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lawyer:Freedom is always expensive.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]some one asked an old man:After 70yrs u still call ur wife darling,honey,love.etc., what is the secret?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Old man:I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I am scared to ask her[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Girlfriend : "And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"[/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is similar between any rich man's car & his wife?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Both are high maintenance & rarely used by the original owner.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy teasing a girl:Ae chalti kya?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Gal:Kaha?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:Wherever u say.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Gal:lets go shoppng.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:Kasam se DIDI mazak kar raha hatha..[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Little girls want Barbie dolls and little boys want expensive cars. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]When they grow up, they exchange their wants...[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A husband was asked "Do u talk to wife after sex?"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He answered "depends if I can find a phone..."[/font][/color]

[mtkr]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: You wear boxers, don't you?[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Suhaag raat ko dulha bola: Jaanu, aaj tujhe chand par le jau ya taaron mein?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dulhan sharma kar boli: Aap ka rocket dekh lu, phir decide karungi.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women spend their whole life trying to find the right man... Just to tell him everyday that he is wrong! [/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]THE 1ST L-GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874 AND 1ST HELMET IN 1974. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]IT TOOK 100YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT![/font][/color]