Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If size didn't matter... Then, it would be the baby carrots in my girlfriend's fridge that would taste like p*ssy... and not the cucumbers.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Song for P*nis of diff Ages: [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]18:Pehla Nasha[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]18-30:Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]30-40:Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]41-55:Kal Ho NaHo [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]55+:Pappu Cant Dance Sala[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the first sign of Old age???? When you start loving your OWN Wife.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Sardar Passing Through A Jungle,a devil/spirit stops Him & Says: Bhoo - I am the evil spirit[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar: I know you b*tch, one of your sisters is at my home ..[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doc's GF: I saw a Callgirl entering your clinic today. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dr: Relax darling, It was just a professional visit... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF: OK,but whose profession.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A nun went for a urine test & was mistakenly given a positive result for pregnancy.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]O my God she exclaimed,u cant even trust candles these days![/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Sophistication: ''Sucking nipples with a straw...''[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]It gets longer When Pulled,Fits Between The Boobs, inserts Neatly In the SLOT & Works Best When Jerked? "SEATBELT".Plz Buckle Up and Drive Carefully[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rose day , Choclate day .. going by this 14th feb shud be Condom Day[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl to Her BF: My Baccha,My shona,My Laddu,My puchku,mera beta. Will u marry me?? Bolo na my baby?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF-tu muje propose kar rahi h ya adopt?[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam Meets His Father In Red Light Area.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam :Papa Aap Yahan? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Papa: Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate[/font][/color]

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If women did not exist[font=HelveticaNeue,] life would be "a pain in the a*s"[/font]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If ThumsUp comes up with viagra drink [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]then its Brand Name would be? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"D*ICKS-UP"! "F*CK The Thunder".! Thok do undar..:[/font][/color]