summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Indiana Jones is nothing but James Bond of the Archaeologist world. Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Q: What do you call an African dude who is wearing shorts? A: Knicker. Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 What happens when a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?? Happy neighbor Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on" Quote
kattularattayya Posted January 20, 2013 Report Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358703998' post='1303141252'] Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on" [/quote] U nasty vuncle Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 If Gul Panag grew bigger boob than she has right now, she could be called gOOl Panag. if she marries Umar Gul then.. she will change her name to Gul Gul Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 I guess people who waste time at the gym haven't heard about sex. Quote
Khadgam Posted January 21, 2013 Report Posted January 21, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358703603' post='1303141178'] What happens when a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?? Happy neighbor [/quote] he heh ...logic... Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 Palat kar dekh janeman, Jigar me Dum hum bhi rakhte hai.. Bra me Do Bomb tum rakhti ho , to Chaddi me ek Gun hum bhi rakhte hai.. Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 Ayushmann Khurrana won the Best Debut award for Vicky Donor. Might as well call it the: Best 'NewCummer' Award Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 She: F*uck you. He: Promise kar? Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 How to lose weight: Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever offered food. Quote
bharatvasu Posted January 21, 2013 Report Posted January 21, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color] too much undi bhaiyya idi... Quote
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