Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[bharatvasu]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color]

too much undi bhaiyya idi...

[summer27]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

[summer27]

Funny when u see a new chick startout on FB friendly&nice then gets a couple 100 friends &turns into online version of Aishwarya Rai.

[Jilebi]

goog one summer

[summer27]

What men desire is a virgin who is a **

[summer27]

comedy is tragedy that happens to other people

[summer27]

The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty and impotence.

[summer27]

There are three things I want to do in my lifetime 1. Learn to count

[summer27]

I once had a teacher who was a terrorist. He had weapons of maths instruction, part of Al Gebra.

[TENALI_TELUGODU]

drop your gun save one

[summer27]

A doctor got fired today. Apparently during an anal inspection is not the appropriate time to say, "Look, no hands!"

[jobveta]

gp

[raj_523]

G

[summer27]

The scariest thing about long distance relationship is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.

[summer27]

Those who believe that Rahul Gandhi will solve the country's problems r the ones who believe that Axe will get them laid..