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Old meaning of sorry: "I won't do it again." New meaning of sorry: "damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."

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[quote name='summer27' ='1360644571' post='1303264211']
Doctor to a budda - Baba ji Apki Niche Wali Dono Golian Nikalni Paregi.
Baba: Nikaal lo beta! Jab bandook hi nahi chalti toh goliyan kis kaam ki?
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awesome..

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Arab : We introduced sex to the world.
Italian : That's true but we introduced it to the woman

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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away

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It isnt really your best Valentine day if you have to go OUT.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360731189' post='1303269979']
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
[/quote] true...

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You are what you download.

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Behind every unsuccessful man either there is Roja or Deepika Padukone.

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Don't judge a b 0 0 b by its cleavage

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To have a sense of humour and to be a Joker are two entirely different attributes.

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Dhoni to Shoaib Malik - 'Ball se yaad aya, bhabhiji kaisi hai?'

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