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Right now, it's easier to find a job in the U.S than a date for Valentine's Day in India.

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :H

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Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.

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I'm all set for Valentine's day. Bought enough tissue paper 1)to cry all night.2)and clean after i shag myself..

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Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes your Dick look bigger!

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Ladies.. Cinderella never had to take off her dress to find her prince, neither do you!! keep it real..

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After sex, I like to lay with you, cuddling, and whisper things in your ear like… “why are you still here??”

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Doctor to a budda - Baba ji Apki Niche Wali Dono Golian Nikalni Paregi.
Baba: Nikaal lo beta! Jab bandook hi nahi chalti toh goliyan kis kaam ki?

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Some people cannot Decide whether Weekdays are more Hectic or Weekends...These People Are Called MARRIED People..

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