Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Viagra Makers Got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: "Unhorny ko Horny kar de Horny ko aur Horny"

[summer27]

Ladki: Mujhe jaadu sikhao! Ladka:acha, jhuk jaao. Ladka:Tume ungli mehsoos hui? Ladki:Haan! Ladka:Dekho mere Dono hath to uper hain

[summer27]

First they put so many mirrors in cars, and then they call women bad drivers

[summer27]

The most common sexually transmitted disease: Children!

[summer27]

Never get into an argument with someone who can type faster than you.

[summer27]

A cute Nurse came for interview.
Dr:Wht salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10K
Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure its 25K

[summer27]

The difference between sex and love is that.... sex relieves tension and love causes it...

[saisankart]

nice post

[ILAQAT_MUFLIYA]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1362018669' post='1303341583']
Viagra Makers Got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: "Unhorny ko Horny kar de Horny ko aur Horny"
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rachaaaaaaaaaaaa summer uncle nuv

[summer27]

To make a woman happy, a man has to be sensitive, caring and buy a lot of stuff. To make a man happy, a woman has to simply undress!

[JaiDev]

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Ladki: Mujhe jaadu sikhao! Ladka:acha, jhuk jaao. Ladka:Tume ungli mehsoos hui? Ladki:Haan! Ladka:Dekho mere Dono hath to uper hain
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[vayanaka]

Lovely jokes

[fake_Bezawada]

[quote name='vayanaka' timestamp='1362130687' post='1303348536']
Lovely jokes
[/quote]
yeah yeah

[ManOnFire]

[color=#333333]The relationship betwen husband and wife is very psychological...one is psycho and other is logical....[/color]

[color=#333333]Now the big question is ...who is who????...[/color]