Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it

[summer27]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

[summer27]

Arguing with stupid people is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself..

[summer27]

Girl went for a sex change operation. When she came back,her friend asked:How did it go? Girl replied:Operation was successful. Laude lag gaye

[summer27]

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

[summer27]

ltt

[vayanaka]

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
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Hahahaha

[summer27]

When identical twins Are Fighting, One Calls The Other One Ugly..

[aamerica_seenu]

way to go baby... 99 pages still going crazzyyy.... go summmer go

[Kirak Brats]

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Girl went for a sex change operation. When she came back,her friend asked:How did it go? Girl replied:Operation was successful. Laude lag gaye
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[vayanaka]

superb thread

[Tadika]

girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva boy:kadhu mangalodini......

[coolpavan]

gt

[ManOnFire]

ababababababa.. adey ooopu adey utsaham..

[bharatvasu]

The saddest part in a mans body is his balls... b'coz the god almighty has sentenced them to "HANG TILL DEATH"...