Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

No matter how many times you delete your history, you still s*hit yourself when your parents use your PC!

[summer27]

"Is she hot?" is how 80% of your male friends react the moment you tell them that you like a girl.

[summer27]

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

[summer27]

What's the ultimate rejection?

When your mastubating and your hand falls asleep.

[aamerica_seenu]

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How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.
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[summer27]

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

[summer27]

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

[BadBoy23]

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Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.
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lol

[yankal]

Too Much...ha..ha..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent Invitation to his frnds like this.."Marriage is on 2nd.Plz come on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY"[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

Irony of Math: Thousands of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulae made,But still... X is unknown & XXX is well known!

[summer27]

Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night.

[summer27]

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from Ex to Next

[summer27]

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

[Anta Assamey]

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[summer27]

SANTA:Har PEG ke baad JEB se KYA Nikaal kar DEKH rahe ho? BANTA:Biwi ki PHOTO. Jab SUNDAR Lagne Lagegi to Iska MATLAB ab Chad gai hai..