Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Anta Assamey]

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[fake_Bezawada]

congos this thread completed 100 wonderful pages with best humourous lines

[god father]

[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1363182965' post='1303414983']
The saddest part in a mans body is his balls... b'coz the god almighty has sentenced them to "HANG TILL DEATH"...
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idi arupu boss!!

[fake_Bezawada]

[quote name='vickydada' timestamp='1363589577' post='1303441765']


idi arupu boss!!
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[summer27]

[quote name='BezawadaBablu' timestamp='1363589510' post='1303441764']
congos this thread completed 100 wonderful pages with best humourous lines
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[quote name='vickydada' timestamp='1363589577' post='1303441765']


idi arupu boss!!
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[Anta Assamey]

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[summer27]

[quote name='Brahmanandam_AFDB' timestamp='1363591425' post='1303441797']
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Braa..nuvvedo GIF vesav..previous page lo kooda..kaani naaku kanipstaledu..

[DJ_Squad]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1361169644' post='1303293099']
Friend-Kal meri GF ka BDAY hai, uske haath main kya gift du?
Me-Apna de de!
Friend-Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata.
Me- Toh mera de de!!
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[summer27]

Love is when she texts you on a monday morning and you smile.

[summer27]

Irony of Math: Thousands of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulae made,But still... X is unknown & XXX is well known!

[summer27]

Food & Women are always better when they are hot & spicy...

[summer27]

Boy to gym coach: I want to impress this cute girl.. Which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

[summer27]

If the Taj Mahal is a symbol of love the Qutab Minar is probably a symbol of love making...

[summer27]

Men get frustrated because they don’t understand how women think. And, women get frustrated because they understand how men think.

[summer27]

There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!