Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

[summer27]

ltt

[AK27]

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ltt
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e thadu ki LTT avasaram ledu bhayya .. u just keep posting ...

btw, thanks for posting ....

[summer27]

We lose 6 seconds a minute from blinking. This means we lose 15 minutes of each movie we watch!

[summer27]

My penis is so polite.. It stands up so ladies can sit down

[vayanaka]

[fake_Bezawada]

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My penis is so polite.. It stands up so ladies can sit down
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[Maximus]

[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/-r5HwiCPoEy8/TfwjEsrWB_I/AAAAAAAAC3k/Odv-rNuUSQU/brahmi-3.gif[/img]

[summer27]

My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out..

[summer27]

Policeman: Ab sach sach bataa, varnaa chaddi utaar ke maarunga.. Santa: Sahab, Galti maine ki hai, aap kyun apni chaddi utaaroge ?

[Power Star]

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My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out..
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[summer27]

Dr to pregnant Girl:Kaise hua?
Girl:Mom Dad film dekhne gaye toh BF ghar aaya tha.
Dr:Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?
Girl:Adult film thi

[summer27]

My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone

[summer27]

Men deal with sex like they deal with like their belts... If It's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole

[summer27]

Remember guys, a condom is easier to put on than a diaper.