Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Dear Katrina Kaif,
Its just a mango drink, not mango flavored condoms.
Take it easy girl..!!!"

Sincerely
Maaza

[summer27]

No guy has ever been able to guess the right time to squeeze a girl's hand, to see if she squeezes his hand back.

[summer27]

New definition of Insecurity:
the feeling of anxiety & vulnerability resulting from not getting enough likes for a pic or status on Facebook

[summer27]

You can get away by doing anything in public without being embarrassed, as long as you don't look at anyone around you.

[summer27]

How Relationships Work -

Before: You text her because you're thinking of her.
After: You think of her because you have to text her.

[summer27]

Someone needs to tell the wives & girlfriends that what a guy did more than 2 years ago cant be used as a valid point to win every argument every time

[summer27]

The best way to end an argument is to meet in the middle. Just below the waist.

[summer27]

Never does a guy feel the need for a girlfriend more, than when his family leaves him home alone for the weekend.

[summer27]

Before you judge a person, or compare yourself to them, please remember that you are not living their life, and they are not living yours.

[summer27]

The red light of a traffic signal is a magnified version of the red bridal bindi on a woman's forehead. Both send the same message: STOP.

[ManOnFire]

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The red light of a traffic signal is a magnified version of the red bridal bindi on a woman's forehead. Both send the same message: STOP.
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nijam ba...

[summer27]

ltt

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Life is short. Replacing 'L" with 'W' make it more shorter![/color]

[summer27]

If it weren't for marriage,men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all...