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If Sunny Leone were To Be A Truck Driver In India, What would You Find On The Back of Her vehicle ? "Porn OK Please!"

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Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty

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Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!

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Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1355303307' post='1302937113']
Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1355324778' post='1302937914']
Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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Lord Ganesh had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....Most men have one.... Ziddi..
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If Sunny Leone were To Be A Truck Driver In India, What would You Find On The Back of Her vehicle ? "Porn OK Please!"
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Behind every satisfied woman... There is a tired man...

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1355303307' post='1302937113']
Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1355324778' post='1302937914']
Smart girls open their minds, Easy girls open their legs, Foolish girls open their hearts! But, in all cases men open their ZIP!
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[img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Vi1ZCooFar8/SvGW4IqOx_I/AAAAAAAAABc/-Kk9Ns7DyOw/s241/1znl9pk.gif[/img]

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Behind every satisfied woman... There is a tired man...
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aluperugani batasarini.. simhanni

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Stalking is harassment, violence and a punishable in civilized world...only in Indian cinema it's called 'LOVE' --- Deva Katta
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this is pretty much true and tht too sadly!!

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If alcohol and women were the solution to every problem...Vijay Mallya would have never had any problems

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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted. The only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

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