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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

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Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:
If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. .

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Remember: You're someone's reason to masturbate.

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2nd January: The Date On Which Most New Year Resolutions Expire!!

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Girl to Boy: "Main tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti....!!" Boy: "Main itne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha hun...!!"

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357184007' post='1303045875']
Sign outside a Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:
If life has given you LEMONS, we will help you to rearrange them into MELONS. .
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@3$% CITI_c$y ()>> _-_

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Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.

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Taali ek haath se nahi bajti, par thappad ek haath se zaroor baj sakta hai.

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You never really appreciate just how sharp ur teeth are until u bite ur tongue.

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We are in an age where artificial lemon flavor is used for welcome drink and real lemon piece is used for hand wash in finger bowl.

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Never Make Fun of Online Dating Sites. It's a Sacred Relationship Between a Man and another Man Pretending to Be a Woman.

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If you wear socks for just 1 month your feet will become fair..but even if we are wearing underwear for years together why won't our..... :P

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its 1 degree C in Delhi..can someone please ask Rajanikanth to close his Fridge door..

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You know you're lazy when you get excited about canceled plans..

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