Maximus Posted January 8, 2013 Report Posted January 8, 2013 [img]http://i.imgflip.com/cxtq.gif[/img] Quote
summer27 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Posted January 11, 2013 Boy-Teri dono taango ke bich kya hai? Girl-Nark hai! Aur Teri dono tango k bich kya hai? Boy-Ek papi khada hai jo nark mein jana chahta hai. Quote
summer27 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Posted January 11, 2013 Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. Quote
summer27 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Posted January 11, 2013 Wives and alcohol both give pleasure at night and a headache in the morning. Quote
summer27 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Posted January 11, 2013 If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"! Quote
summer27 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Posted January 11, 2013 Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya. BIWI-O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai. SARDAR-ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya Quote
Khadgam Posted January 11, 2013 Report Posted January 11, 2013 edi emaina summer rocks anthe.... GP dude...good standards.. Quote
Khadgam Posted January 11, 2013 Report Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357630172' post='1303070384'] Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad. [/quote] i-joke Quote
Maximus Posted January 11, 2013 Report Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357870323' post='1303088810'] Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya. BIWI-O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai. SARDAR-ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya [/quote][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-m4Y82bo9gm4/T9VQZigK_pI/AAAAAAAAGnM/o-F_Ru7qKiY/s150/Bunny-6.gif[/img] Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Men are trained since birth that happiness comes from either boobs or bottles.... Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 A man was watchin a movie&suddenly shouts no!Dont gt off the horse! Its a trap!Go bak home! Wife:what are u watching hunny?Man:Our weddingDVD Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Water is so good when it’s mixed with corn, grains, and yeast… fermented, and then distilled into whiskey. Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 GF - how r u doing...?? Boy - by Hand...!! Quote
summer27 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Posted January 20, 2013 Grl:Plz mere hsbnd ko andr bula lijiye. Dctr: ghabaraiye mat ji,mai Sharif admi hu. Grl:No Dctr,aap samajh nahi rahe ApKi Nurse Bahar Akeli Hai Quote
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