Top 10 Mamata Benerjee Jokes

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[*]China has hired Mamata Banerjee as a consultant on censorship.
[*]The Johns Hopkins University has received a $10 million grant to study Mamata Banerjee. The study will be conducted by its Department of Mental Health.
[*]To counter media criticism Mamata has started her own TV channel. Three people with experience at North Korean State Television have been hired.
[*]Similarly, to solve West Bengal's debt problem, Mamata has started her own currency. The exchange rate with the Euro is currently negative.
[*]The US State Department has issued a travel advisory cautioning travel in West Bengal, particularly for professors and cartoonists.
[*]The Communist Part of India has been embarrassed. In a recent poll it was voted the Most Democratic Party of West Bengal.
[*]Bangladesh is witnessing a large influx of refugees from India.
[*]If you google "Lady Gaga" it corrects your search to "Mamata Banerjee."
[*]Mani Ratnam's next film will be a biopic on Mamata Banerjee. It will be his first horror film.
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[*]Mamata Banerjee.
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