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April 26, 2012

[size=6][b]1.[/b][/size]

[size=6][b]There are 70 ways to keep a man happy:
.
.
.One is Alcohol[/b][/size]

[size=6][b]The other is 69 ............. [/b][/size][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[b][size=5]2. [/size][/b]

[b][size=5]Husband: ek kiss le lu,
Wife: no, [/size][/b]

[b][size=5]Husband: Jewelery la dunga,[/size][/b]
[b][size=5]Wife: no,[/size][/b]

[b][size=5]Husband: Car la dunga,
Wife: no,
Bed mein bacha so raha tha,........uth kar bola: "meri lele saale, Cycle hi dila deoooo." [/size][/b][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[size=6][b]3.[/b][/size]

[size=6][b]A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'[/b][/size]

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