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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/04/liquor-manufacturers-have-accepted.html"]Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels, be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:[/url][/b]
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[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/04/liquor-manufacturers-have-accepted.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering , when you are not.[/color]
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[size=1][color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Retard [/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing[/color]
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[color=#222222][size=1]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to [/size]believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning [/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting [/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, Smarter, Faster & Better looking, than most people.[/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.[/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause Pregnancy[/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your Ass kicked[/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you LOVE them.[/color]
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[color=#222222]WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reeli Gode[/color][/font][/url][/left][/font][/color]