Jokes

[venkychumma]

[b] [size=5]2 men were searching for their
lost wife in a festival. 1st : What
does your wife look like? 2nd :
She is 5'7", 36-24-36 s**y figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green s**y
eyes, brown hair, and yours?
1st : Forget mine, let us look for
yours.[/size][/b]

[venkychumma]

[b] [size=5]5 men are raping a woman. The
woman is laughing nonstop. So
after sometime the men get
bugged n ask her y is she laughn.
She replies, I hV aids[/size][/b]

[venkychumma]

[b] [size=5]3 girls gossiping at tuition:
1st-yesterday I saw a condom on sir's table.
2nd- I made a hole in that...hehe
3rd-, i am dead!! u bitch..!![/size][/b]

[ToughGuy]

lolz

[venkychumma]

[b] [size=5]An Optimistic Answer By Broken Heart
Boy.

. ♥
. ♥
. ♥
. ♥
. ♥
. ♥
. ♥
. ♥

YOU Broke My Heart Into Many Pieces.

Thanx Now I Can Give Them To Many Girls. [/size][/b]

[tom bhayya]

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[venkychumma]

[b] [size=5]A man is sitting next to a woman
who's trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.

The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me".

The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the 'threat'.

The man clears his throat & says,
"Look, madam, you better make up your mind.I was suppose to get off six bus-stops ago!"[/size][/b]

[venkychumma]

[b]
[size=5]A husband who hasn't had an "hard on" in over a yr desperately wants to have sex with his wife so she says just go see a doctor. The husbands reluctantly agrees n sets up a appointment, once he sees the dr n explain his issue of not being able 2 get on hard, the dr gives hime some newly created viagra pills n tells the man only take "one per week" they're very strong..the husband goes hme n takes one n nothing happens, so being frustrated he takes all 5 pills n instantly he gets hard...3 days go by n all the neighbors have been hearing n rumbling in the house non stop so the perceive to knock on the door to see what's going on. The sons answers(crying) n the neighbors say "what's been going on" the son replies "my mom is n her room dead, my sister is pregnant, my asshole is bleeding, n my dads in the bk yard telling the cat"come here kitty kitty""[/size][/b]

[stripclub]

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[summer27]

[ManOnFire]

Awesome