venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. 1st : What does your wife look like? 2nd : She is 5'7", 36-24-36 s**y figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green s**y eyes, brown hair, and yours? 1st : Forget mine, let us look for yours.[/size][/b] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]5 men are raping a woman. The woman is laughing nonstop. So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn. She replies, I hV aids[/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]3 girls gossiping at tuition: 1st-yesterday I saw a condom on sir's table. 2nd- I made a hole in that...hehe 3rd-, i am dead!! u bitch..!![/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]An Optimistic Answer By Broken Heart Boy. . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ YOU Broke My Heart Into Many Pieces. Thanx Now I Can Give Them To Many Girls. [/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me". The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the 'threat'. The man clears his throat & says, "Look, madam, you better make up your mind.I was suppose to get off six bus-stops ago!"[/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted May 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [b] [size=5]A husband who hasn't had an "hard on" in over a yr desperately wants to have sex with his wife so she says just go see a doctor. The husbands reluctantly agrees n sets up a appointment, once he sees the dr n explain his issue of not being able 2 get on hard, the dr gives hime some newly created viagra pills n tells the man only take "one per week" they're very strong..the husband goes hme n takes one n nothing happens, so being frustrated he takes all 5 pills n instantly he gets hard...3 days go by n all the neighbors have been hearing n rumbling in the house non stop so the perceive to knock on the door to see what's going on. The sons answers(crying) n the neighbors say "what's been going on" the son replies "my mom is n her room dead, my sister is pregnant, my asshole is bleeding, n my dads in the bk yard telling the cat"come here kitty kitty""[/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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