venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [color=#000000][font="Comicsans"][size="3"]Anagana ga oka gudi - aa gudilo ganta vuntundi kada ( manam kodathaam ) adi poyindi Pujari vetukuthun taadu kaani kana padadhu Aa pakkane vunna chetlalo oka 'janta' 'yavvaraam' chesthuntaaru Pani ayipothundi - ammayi velli pothudi Abbayi battalu sardukoni lechi nadustuntaadu Pujari ee abbayini choosi aduguthaadu - ' em naayanaa ganta dengaavaa ' Abbayi - ' abbe ledandi ara gante ( half n hour ) dengaanu '[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]OKKA ROOJU MUGUDIKI BAGA MUUDU VASTHADHI..... PELLAM DEGARAKI VELLI EVENING EARLY GA VASTHA KOCHAM MALLI PUVVULU KUUDA THESTHA ... READY GA VUNDU ANI CHEPUTHADU....SARRE ANNI PELLAM SMILE EECHI CEEGUPADATHADI.... EVENING ENTI KOCHASARAKI PELLAM PADUKUNI VUNTADHI... EENTEE ELLA PODUKUNNAV AANI MUGUDU ADUGUTHADU...... STOMACH PAIN ANNI CHEEPI PODUKUNTUNDHI.... 2 DAY SAME THING HAPPENS.... 3 DAY SAME THING HAPPENS..... AND AT LAST 4 DAY EEROOJU NEENU ALLAGINA ** ANNI RAPE CHEYAABOOTHADU.... VUNDANDIIII...... ANNI GATI GA ARISI.... NAAKU EEROJU 3 DAYS PROBLEM ANNI CHEPUTHADHI..... AAPUDU MAANA AIGAARU EEMI CHEYALOO THELEYAKA THEELL MOHAM VEESUKUNI CHUSTHADU..... AAPUDU PELLAM DEGIRAKI VACHI.... 100 RUPEES EESTHA MOODANI DEGI RANDI ANI CHEEPI PAMPISTHADI.... AALLA APARMENT NUNCHI KENDHAKU DEGABOTHE.E.. VALLA ENTI KINDHA AUNTY CHUUSTHADU....... AA AUNTY MACHI PUSTHIGAA VUTUNDHI.... ROOJU MANA AAIYYA GAARIKI LOOKS ISTHU VUNTUNDHI...... KINDHA KI DIGU THUNTEE... CHUUSI... MAA DVD IS NOT WORKING PLS CAN U HELP ME.... AANI AUNTY MAANA DORAGARINI AADIGEESARIKI... EEDHE CHANCE ANNI .. HE GOES IN TO HER HOUSE AND COME BACK AFTER 15 MINS..... THEN HE GOES TO HIS HOUSE.... APPUDU PELLAM CHUUSI... HAAAAAA [img]http://www.masalaboard.com/images/smilies/sprachlos020.gif[/img] ADHIYEEMITI AAPUDEE VACHEESARU.... ANNI SURPRISING GAA ADUGUTHADHI.... DANIKI MAANA DORAGARU.....EEMI LEEDHU AAKKADA KOO VELLI VAICHEE DANIKANTEE MANA HOUSE KINDHAA VUNNA AUNTY NEE VAICHAA.... ANDHUKAANEE INTHA EARLY GA VACHAA ANNI CHEPUTHADU.... DANIKI PELLAM MONEY EETHA EECHARU ANI ADUGUTHADHI...... 100 RS ANNI MUGUDU CHEPUTHADU.... 100 RS YENDHUKU EECHARU.... VAALA HUSBAND VAACHI NAAKU 50 RS EEE YEEPUDU EESHTADU ANI CHEPUTHADHI....[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [font="Comicsans"][size="3"]Adi kothagaa pellaina vaalla sobhanam gadi Vaalla sobhanam jarugutundi Pani ayipothundi iddaru hammayya anukuntaaru Abbayi gaariki kompalaku velle alataavu ekkuva Anduke pani ayi pogaane ventane 100 notu isthaadu ammayiki Ammayi inkaa muduru aa 100 notu jaaket lo dopu koni 50 notu tirigi istundi [/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [font="Comicsans"][size="3"][b]Iddaru freinds nadusthoo vuntaaru Inthalo okkadu takkuna a aaguthaadu Rendo vaadu emaindi ra antadu Modati vaadu emi ledu - naa bhaarya,naa GF kalisi vastunnaru antaadu Rendo vaadu aa vaipu choosi avunu mama - naa bhaarya,naa GF koodaa vastunnaru antaadu Wich means - vaadi pellam veedi GF,veedi pellam vaadi GF[/b][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [font="Comicsans"][size="3"][b]Oka abbayi vuntaadu - vaadiki eduti vaari mukkulo velu petti thippadam alavaatu. Vaadi thandri teacher (aada) deggariki tuition ki teeska pothaadu. Vishayam kooda chepthaadu.Teacher nenu choosukuntaanu antundi (pichi munda). Oka roju current pothundi - mana vaadu thippatam start chesthadu. Appudu teacher vaaditho - babu nuvvu velu pettindi mukkulo kaadu babu. Vaadu - asalu nenu pettindi kooda velu kaadu.[/b][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGVARSHAN Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [quote name='Chummaaa' timestamp='1339391288' post='1301947916'] [font=Comicsans][size=3][b]Oka abbayi vuntaadu - vaadiki eduti vaari mukkulo velu petti thippadam alavaatu. Vaadi thandri teacher (aada) deggariki tuition ki teeska pothaadu. Vishayam kooda chepthaadu.Teacher nenu choosukuntaanu antundi (pichi munda). Oka roju current pothundi - mana vaadu thippatam start chesthadu. Appudu teacher vaaditho - babu nuvvu velu pettindi mukkulo kaadu babu. Vaadu - asalu nenu pettindi kooda velu kaadu.[/b][/size][/font] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [font="Comicsans"][size="3"][b]Esko saroja sinthakay pachchadi E *** chesindo entha baagunnado Esko saroja sinthakay pachchadi Chiranjeevi vachindu chinigelaa dengindu Bala kirhsna vachindu borla petti dengindu Venkatesh vachindu vongo betti dengindu Nagarjuna vachindu nuncho betti dengindu Esko saroja sinthakay pachchadi E *** chesindo entha baagunnado[/b][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Two theives enter into a house. Its the house of a Sardar ji. They pack everything and go towards bath room. They see Sardar from back taking bath in shower. In the Darkness they just see the LONG HAIR and think Sardar as a Cute Lady. I: "vorai.. velli ee porini vesukundham paadha.." II: Avunu.. lights off chesi vesdhampattu.. ayithey yevaru mundhu ? I: Mama.. manaku manaku godava yendhuku.. nuvvu mundhu nuchi.. nenu venuka nunchi.. rasabisa.. nenu noru musivestha.. nuvvu chethulu kadhalaneeku.. sarenaa II: Sare #Both drop down their pants and run towards shower turning the lights off# # I holds mouth and starts from BACK .. II holds hands and starts from FRONT# Suddenly II screams.... II: Mama.. needhi chaala podugu laa vundhi.. maree mundhuki vacheesindhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]oka sari oka sardarji bharya ni koppadatadu pratisari manaki putte pilla vaadu manavadu kadu vadiki puttagane pilli gaddam ledu ani papam sardarji bharya chala badha padutu vuntundi ee sari malli pregnent ayi nappudu ela sardi cheppala ani oka sari pregnant ayi nappudu balcony lo nadustunte (nighty vesukoni) kinda vunde pilla vadu vachi sardar ji to antadu [color="DarkRed"][b]"uncle ji uncle ee sari putta boye beta mee vade vadiki pilli gaddam kooda vundi nenu choosanu" [/b][/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]Oka athanu vuntaadu - athani 'pani muttu' ade nandi babu 'madd*' chinnadi Paapam roju baadha padutun taadu O saari oka swaamijee deggariki pothadu Swamiji athaniki oka pasaru thailam ichi roju konchem pooyi antaadu Sare nani poostha vuntadu - o roju poostunte motham voliki pothundi Madd* baagaa peddadi avuntundi Konni rojulaki swamiji kanipisthadu - em nayana samsaaram etlunnadi,needi peddagaindaa antaadu Appudu manodu - aa pedda daindi anduke pellaniki vidakulichi oka 'enugu' konukkunna antaadu[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]Oka athanu valla chutaaka intiki city ki vastadu Aa intlo oka musalaavida,aame manava raalu vuntaaru pani manushulu gaa Vaalu gowns vesukoni vuntaaru epuddu Oka roju manodu sofa lo padukoni vunte manavaralu shandlier thudusthuntundi Manodu thaletti paiki choosthadu - vaadikedo kanipisthundi Ventane lechi 50 rupees chethilo petti velli pothadu. Idi musaldi choosthundi Next day thanu sofa lo padukunnappudu thanu kooda shandlier thudusthundi Manodu casual gaa paiki choosthadu - edo kanipisthundi Vaadu lechi dabbulus teesthadu - musaldi 100 rupees isthadu anukontundi Vaadu 1 rupee ichi velli pothadu. Ardham - paduchu pillaki 'drawer' konukkomani 50 ichadu Musaldaaniki 'blade' konukkomani 1 ichadu[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]Court lo case nadusthuntundhi Judge - ee stree chesina neram Laywer - Wholesale vyaapaaram chestunte arrest chesaaru melard Judge - wholesale chesthene arrest chesthaaraa Lawyer - wholesale kaadu melard 'hole-sale' [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venkychumma Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 [b]Court lo case : puttina pilladu evari deggara vundaalo ane case Thalli - dora,nava maasaalu mosi kannanu kaabatti pilladu naake chendaali Thandri - ayya,manam weight machine ekki rupaai vestaam,ticket bayataki vastundi Ticket manadaa machine daa Judge ki sound off[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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