zerokool1290 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Top 22 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:22. Says COP instead of mama gadu21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.17. Says Hey instead of HiSays Yogurt instead of CurdSays Cab instead of TaxiSays Candy instead of ChocolateSays Cookie instead of BiscuitSays ** Free Way ** instead of HighwaySays got to go instead of Have to goSays O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions.9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **, even after 4 months of arrival.2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.Ultimate one 1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Company Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 22. Says COP instead of mama gadu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zerokool1290 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 [quote author=Company link=topic=37385.msg307585#msg307585 date=1264736084]22. Says COP instead of mama gadu[/quote]way to go dudei ll add it to list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Company Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 [quote author=zerokool1290 link=topic=37385.msg307663#msg307663 date=1264736966]way to go dudei ll add it to list[/quote] _-_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afdb friend Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 simple logic mama.................india nunchi us/abroad vellinappudu starting ela desi smell vuntado.................india ki vacha abroad smell vuntadi.........matter of time...........change is permanent....chinna details ni sudaku............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzic Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 With my 5 years experience abroad I not even got hardly 50% in this list from last 5 months of...Its my experience...22. Says COP instead of mama gadu - No21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. - I Never looks for Mineral water19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. - Looks for bath first, deo is secondary...18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. - Occasionally..17. Says Hey instead of Hi - Hi onlySays Yogurt instead of Curd - Thts trueSays Cab instead of Taxi - YepSays Candy instead of Chocolate - Chocolates Says Cookie instead of Biscuit - Biscuits Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway - HighwaySays got to go instead of Have to go - None of them, says in telugu onlySays O instead of Zero (for 704, says - few timesSeven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four) 16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out. - thts true in Hyd only15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) - Still in Kilometers only14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times). - I used to calculate in £...13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet. - Never tried to look for those fat contents...12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee. - Still Zed 11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!! - Its not applies to me as I stayed in UK...10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian Road** Conditions. - I was to other side fun of British Time and their adjustment... But for India Road conditions I used to criticise contractors and the system... 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag. - Nope8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff. - Yeah thts true7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke. - Totally avoided Soft Drinks, instead opting towards fresh fruit juices...6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time. - on few systems used too...5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule. - Nope4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. - thts true...3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **, even after 4 months of arrival. - Removed in Air port itself....2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.Ultimate one - nope, Purchased a new Bag to hold every thing on shoulders not trolley one... 1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... - Few times...HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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