always_happy116 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Posted March 30, 2014 Women never listen properly : - wife : I lost my keys again ! Husband : it's in your Jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this... Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by Duckworth lewis methodChess is the only game in the world,which reflects the status of the husband.the poor king can take only one step at a time ...While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...
mustang302 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Posted March 30, 2014 Women never listen properly : - wife : I lost my keys again ! Husband : it's in your Jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this... Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by Duckworth lewis method Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does... loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!!
always_happy116 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Posted March 30, 2014 loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!! CITI_c$y CITI_c$y nenu inkaaa line lo unnaa uncle.. aa list lo soon join avutha nemooo
Josh Posted March 30, 2014 Report Posted March 30, 2014 Women never listen properly : - wife : I lost my keys again ! Husband : it's in your Jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this...
always_happy116 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Posted March 30, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lErtjguuvSw
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