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Women never listen properly : - 

wife : I lost my keys again !

Husband : it's in your Jeans. 

Wife : Don't drag my family into this...
 

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...

Law of equality 

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click 
"I Agree"......!!

 

Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.

 

I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by Duckworth lewis method

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

 

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...

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Women never listen properly : - 

wife : I lost my keys again !

Husband : it's in your Jeans. 

Wife : Don't drag my family into this...
 

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...

Law of equality 

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click 
"I Agree"......!!

 

Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.

 

I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by Duckworth lewis method

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

 

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...

 

loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!!

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loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!!

 

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

 

nenu inkaaa line lo unnaa uncle.. aa list lo soon join avutha nemooo

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