always_happy116 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Women never listen properly : - wife : I lost my keys again ! Husband : it's in your Jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this... Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by Duckworth lewis methodChess is the only game in the world,which reflects the status of the husband.the poor king can take only one step at a time ...While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang302 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Women never listen properly : - wife : I lost my keys again ! Husband : it's in your Jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this... Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000...Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by Duckworth lewis method Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does... loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
always_happy116 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 loved the last vuncle n its true vuncle...!! CITI_c$y CITI_c$y nenu inkaaa line lo unnaa uncle.. aa list lo soon join avutha nemooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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