decentsun Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Lilly was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lilly stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lilly, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chandu1256 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 The first one was the funniest.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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