Construction Failures

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Perfect Placement

A prime example of a homeowner's nightmare. You wake up one morning and look out the window to exclaim, "Who put this pole here!?!?!"

 

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Shoulder to Shoulder

Going to the bathroom has never been more cozy. You can get up close to your buddies so you don't have to yell across the bathroom as you break the mandatory silenc

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You Can't Come Up Here

Only those skilled enough to wall-jump up and into the secret training facility may enter.

 

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The Pole Is right Here

The arrow isn't telling you where to drive, it's just there to say "hey, look at this pole, whoever put this right in the middle of the parking lot driveway is pretty dumb huh?"

 

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A Bit Steep

This driveway is BRAND NEW too. I hope the people who live here don't like having a bumper, since it's gonna get smashed off repeatedly.

 

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What is "Ground Level"?

This building is slowly sinking into the ground. At least it must be to have one door halfway submerged in the pavement and the other floating 5 feet above the ground.

 

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Howdy Neighbor

I love going onto my tiny porch just to high five the neighbors in the building next to mine!

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Physics Class 

The professor merely said, "When you've learned enough about physics, you too will be able to bend it's powers to your will, and the reason for the door being on the ceiling will become perfectly clear."

 

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HandiRamp

This ramp is like a cliff for those bound to wheelchairs to off themselves. What other purpose can it serve?

 

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Enlightened

The builders were just like, "Uninstall the light? Nah, that's too much work. We'll just build the wall AROUND it. Both rooms need light, don't they?"

 

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Sad Stoplight 

Nobody loves him... He just sits there facing the wall, and no one comes to rescue him and make him relevant again.

 

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Path into the Parking Lot

No, no, no! I said path TO the parking lot, not INTO the parking lot! You had one job!

 

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Tree Parking

It's almost like free parking, except... trees.... Yeah. These parking spots are like 3 cars deep anyways, you can spare a little space for a tree anyways right?

 

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You can't sit with us! 

It would be too dangerous for you to sit here. We could have built this rail along the edge of the deck, but it made much more sense to protect you from this bench by building it straight through the bench.

 

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Open Door Policy

Closing the door while you go to the bathroom is clearly not an option anymore