summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829435' post='1301658679'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iSzybPM7fe0/T4UOzZ7jJHI/AAAAAAAADeU/a2WfKiXiqPo/s1600/NTR+whistle.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Relationships are only of two types Senty types.. and Panty types...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829876' post='1301658682'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uVrKSBXQyYQ/T3Lf9zUD5hI/AAAAAAAACj0/N5TlkjuEdkc/s1600/brahmanandam+cool+GIF.gif[/img] racha bhayyoo...keep them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "It's awkward buying condoms." [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "It's awkward walking around pregnant."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Darling, aaj raat ko hum bilkul blue film jaise s e x karenge[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife khush ho kar - OK, lekin 2-3 aadmi aap layenge ya mein hi bulau[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are the best cooks because with 2 nuts, 1 sausage & a little bit of cream they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months![/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakateyudu Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color] [/quote] telugu translation please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [left]Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men.[/left] [left]Porn has the same effect on men.[/left] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I want you to remember my heart is yours...and as a special bonus, you get all my other parts absolutely free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334831042' post='1301658710'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are the best cooks because with 2 nuts, 1 sausage & a little bit of cream they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months![/font][/color] [/quote] emanna comparison aa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334831180' post='1301658713'] [left]Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men.[/left] [left]Porn has the same effect on men.[/left] [/quote] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nphASkDaX0w/T1j51TiuRnI/AAAAAAAACBE/8ZV_uaaCJFk/s1600/brahmanandam+dance+gif.gif[/img] idhi best of all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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