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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335164953' post='1301674570']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of LAZINESS :: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.[/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185940' post='1301674922']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color]
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[img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185958' post='1301674924']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.[/font][/color]
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lol toooo much[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335175530' post='1301674741']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Captain blackmails a lady on the ship - 'if u don't have Sex with me i will sink the ship' [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She messaged her husband - 'i saved 600 people 7 times in 2 days'[/font][/color]
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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1335190666' post='1301675140']
lol toooo much[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
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true kada??

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summer u rock i say....elantivi facebook lo fedithe okkesari naa facebook...... gents hostel laa tayaru avutundhi all ladies aaam phat[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1335190850' post='1301675147']
summer u rock i say....elantivi facebook lo fedithe okkesari naa facebook...... gents hostel laa tayaru avutundhi all ladies aaam phat[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
[/quote]naku monnati nundi tega lagestundi. FBlo pettedam ani tempt avutunna kani unna ladies gurunchi think chesi agi poya baaa.

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1335191009' post='1301675155']
naku monnati nundi tega lagestundi. FBlo pettedam ani tempt avutunna kani unna ladies gurunchi think chesi agi poya baaa.
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185940' post='1301674922']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TZKRdWoIY2I/AAAAAAAAB98/UbYI6SEXsqw/whistle.gif[/img]

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1335191009' post='1301675155']
naku monnati nundi tega lagestundi. FBlo pettedam ani tempt avutunna kani unna ladies gurunchi think chesi agi poya baaa.
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nenu kooda valla gurinchi alochinche aaagifotuna....avunu nuvvu endi epudoo season okkasari vachi alludu la kanipistunav db lo

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185958' post='1301674924']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.[/font][/color]
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[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/4s086h.gif[/img]

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1335191084' post='1301675159']
nenu kooda valla gurinchi alochinche aaagifotuna....avunu nuvvu endi epudoo season okkasari vachi alludu la kanipistunav db lo
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gali ki vastadu..galiki potadu..anduke galigannarao antaru ayanni..[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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