summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy on a date in his BMW - I lied to you about a thing.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Gf: what is that?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF:im already mrried![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Gf:ohh god!! you almost scared me, for a while i thought this BMW is not yours.[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334833151' post='1301658781'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color] [/quote] kummisav.. idi highlight of india.. kevvu keka.. baaaa nuvvu appaku assalu.. ade oopu adey utsaham.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334817552' post='1301658387'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :Honey would you pass the boobs plz[/font][/color] [/quote] BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSS............. [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated6/bemmi_kya_baat_hai.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334833151' post='1301658781'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color] [/quote] Wet oo Wetttuuuuuuuu....... buhahahhahahaha..... [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334833151' post='1301658781'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vXer8MQYZrM/T1jw_Q2juqI/AAAAAAAAB_g/Upm7DId5ox0/s1600/brahmi+laugh.gif[/img] @mods: please make this thread sticky.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife gets naked and asks husband "What turns u on more? My red BJ lips? My D cup **? or my s e x y ass?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband looks her up and down and says "your f**king sense of humor"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5,000 men were surveyed as to why they like blowjobs.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1%liked the warmth[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]2%liked the sensation[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]3%liked the eroticism[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]94%just liked the peace and quiet [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Pakistani asked a question to tease an indian : "Indian aur kutton mein kitna fark hai?" Indian Replied; "Sirf Border ka!"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy to Girl -tumhara naam Kya hai?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl - Mina aur tumhara?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy - kamina.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl - jhut mat bolo[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy - le,Tu 5min mere pass me bait ke dekh le,Tu isi naam se bulayegi..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girlfriend:Baby, I'm pregnant!!!! What do you want it to be???[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boyfriend: A joke.[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829876' post='1301658682'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color] [/quote] racha rachaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple felt horny and decided to pull over and have passionate s e x in the car. A cop catches them in the act.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Cop writes out a ticket - OFFENCE: Doing 69 in a 50km zone[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Mayawati: Mujhe Sab Yaad Karte Hai,Meri Ma Ko Koi Yaad Nhi Karta.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretry: Madam,U.P. Mei jab jab current cut hoti hai, log aap ki ma ko hi yaad karte hai..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmh Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Toooooo Awesome Man..... Aapaku flow miss avtav/avtam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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