Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sex ke baad aurat, aadmi se boli ? Tumhari Bansuri bahut choti hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Aadmi bola- Mujhe kya patha tha ki community hall me bajani hai!!![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lady : im s e xually harassed at office.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend: why what happened?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lady: A man keeps saying ur hair smells nice.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend:so what is wrong in that?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lady: he is only 3ft tall[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/font][/color]
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[Kirak Brats]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334850115' post='1301659618']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pathan redlight area gaya Broker se rate Pucha.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Broker:100 ladki ke liye 300 mere 200police wale ke.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pathan:Yara dil khush kar diya ja pehle police wale ko la[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334850115' post='1301659618']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]True economic fact:- . Cause of poverty:- Indian beds are more fertile than Indian lands!![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego.[/font][/color]

[nenusuper]

Bhaya madyanam na LAB Externali ki chavabuddi kaka ila vachanu danama jeevitham Poyi CAd lab lo Figures badulu papala figurelu gisi vasthanu emi .

[summer27]

Question to Sunny Leone -What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
Sunny:It depends where i put the carrot

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girls, don't be so proud If every boy wants you. Always remember, cheap items have too many buyers.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam: Whats the difference b/w guilt and shame? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam: It's a Guilt to sleep with somebody's wife but it's a Shame to miss such an opportunity![/font][/color]