ManOnFire Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334914997' post='1301663352'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color] [/quote] idi matram champesav... baaa. aripinchesav.. nuvvu superosuperuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary:- Good Morning Sir! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Personal Secretary:- "Enough Sir, It's Morning!"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334921333' post='1301663493'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary:- Good Morning Sir! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Personal Secretary:- "Enough Sir, It's Morning!"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--RM7Q7svbws/T4HO6x2105I/AAAAAAAAC8w/TZGaPCnSdKg/s1600/brahmi+RT+lol.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is Fashion Designing?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Too many brains working on very tiny clothes with too many ideas on how to cover very small areas.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear Mahesh Bhatt ... One last question ...How much porn did u really watch before discovering that Sunny Leon actually has acting abilities[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear married men, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife - that's how difficult married life is[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why do women close their eyes during sex? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]They can't stand seeing a man have a good time![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/font][/color] [font="HelveticaNeue,"][color="#333333"]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Hey, what's up?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_mani Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Super thread mama ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037709' post='1301670002'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/font][/color] [font=HelveticaNeue,][color=#333333]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color][/font] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037791' post='1301670006'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Hey, what's up?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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