Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SUNNY LEONE HINDI SIKH RAHI HAIN JISM 2 KE LIYE. hahaha!!! USSE LAG RAHA HAI.. MAHESH BHATT US SE DIALOGUE BULWAYEGA![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Marriage is a not a word. It is a sentence... A Life Sentence[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sex and playing cards are similar. Because, in both cases, if you do not have a good partner, you need to have a very good hand!!![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He said: My p*nis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Postal Department has issued stamps of "Vidya Balan" Men are confused which side to lick n paste !![/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/-gnXsR7Yn8Fk/TqOaRcgMkhI/AAAAAAAAEzw/I9ab6b_cDaA/s150/Kajal-19.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love is like a game of chess: One wrong move and you're married[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335261727' post='1301679435']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love is like a game of chess: One wrong move and you're [/font][/color][color=#ff0000][size=5][b]married[/b][/size][/color]
[/quote]


you mean screwed

[balu_gani]

[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1335262112' post='1301679439']


you mean screwed
[/quote]
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GS0BawsmfIg/T3rlP1TsP4I/AAAAAAAACz4/JypZtQGwnsM/s1600/brahmanandam+gif.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1335262112' post='1301679439']


you mean screwed
[/quote]
[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmanandamexactly.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Ek Bachha kaamwali se bola:Tum papa ka Nunnu apne muh mein le ke kya kar rahi thi..??[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]kaamwali: Beta, Teri Maa Ko Haar cheez saaf chahiye.[/font][/color]

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335264258' post='1301679455']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Ek Bachha kaamwali se bola:Tum papa ka Nunnu apne muh mein le ke kya kar rahi thi..??[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]kaamwali: Beta, Teri Maa Ko Haar cheez saaf chahiye.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Do you know why China has the largest population? Not because the men are extra horny! Not because the women are extra fertile, But because condoms are "Made in China"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Punjabi Tips # TANDOORI CHICKEN - The National Bird of Punjab[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Punjabi Tips # Butter Chicken, Butter Naan and Butter Milk -Three course meal for a Punjabi !!![/font][/color]