Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father to daughter-Badi hokar kya karogi?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Daughter-Maa banugi, padhai karungi,shadi karungi.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father-tu kuch bhee kar par thoda Sequence ka dhyan rkhna[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]sad story: [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rich kid asked poor kid: how come yours is so big and large?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Poor kid: because in my childhood i didn't have any other toy to play with..[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Problems & difficulties are like big boobs... they look huge to those who stare at it, And...those who handle them... simply love them[/font][/color]

[nenusuper]

MODS Made this Sticky Thread . Sumer Bhaya

[ManOnFire]

[khiraak]

summer bhayya u rockkkkkk....... [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated7/exactly.gif[/img]




.................. khiraak jokes....................

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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Whenever u feel discouraged remember u are that one sperm who won the battle against million others..[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368758' post='1301685417']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father to daughter-Badi hokar kya karogi?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Daughter-Maa banugi, padhai karungi,shadi karungi.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father-tu kuch bhee kar par thoda Sequence ka dhyan rkhna[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368855' post='1301685429']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]sad story: [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rich kid asked poor kid: how come yours is so big and large?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Poor kid: because in my childhood i didn't have any other toy to play with..[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368883' post='1301685432']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Problems & difficulties are like big boobs... they look huge to those who stare at it, And...those who handle them... simply love them[/font][/color]
[/quote][img]http://oi51.tinypic.com/wi249w.jpg[/img]

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335415290' post='1301689543']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Whenever u feel discouraged remember u are that one sperm who won the battle against million others..[/font][/color]
[/quote]




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[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335415290' post='1301689543']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Whenever u feel discouraged remember u are that one sperm who won the battle against million others..[/font][/color]
[/quote]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why should we wait & pay Rs 500 to watch Jism-2 where we can see only 30% of her body when we can watch her porn films for just $1 on her site??[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar saw a poster at a police station. "2 Gujrati Men Wanted for Rape".[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar"F*ck man ! These Gujratis always get the best Jobs.!"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GIRLS OF 1995 - Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chod Denge Hum.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GIRLS OF 2012 - Agar Tum Mil Jao Puraana Chod Denge Hum.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]My girl keeps saying "I want my space. I want my space. I want myspace. I want myspace." [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]I told her "Shut up, everyone's on Facebook now!"[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If God intended me not to masturbate, He would've made my arms shorter [/font][/color]