summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He said hes divorcing his wife because she not spoken to him in 4 months. I told him to think it over very carefully because women like that are f*cking hard to find[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]pre-marital sex is truly magical....if baby appears the father disappears......![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hsbnd asked his wife after their 1stnight:U didnt make any noise like"aah ooh ohh during sex. why?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:I stopped that silly habit when I was 16[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Define checkmate:[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]You tell wife:I saw a lady who looked exactly like u! and wife asks" WAS SHE HOT? "u cant say 'no' u cant say 'yes' That's Checkmate![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]No, 72 boys did not "like" (facebook) your picture because you're pretty... they liked it because your boobs are hanging out! [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]After an Operation,Girl asks her Doc-How soon can I resume my sex life? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doc:You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An australian kiss is the same as a french hahha ..just downunder[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Ba Ba b*astrd have u any kids? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Yes Sir Yes Sir 3 kids. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1from my GF, 1from my maid &[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1 from the call girl whom I never paid![/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bhikari:Babu G,roti milegi?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Babu:Ghar mein koi Aurat nahi hai?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bhikari:Babu, Roti mangi hai P*ssy nahi!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336375177' post='1301749757'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hsbnd asked his wife after their 1stnight:U didnt make any noise like"aah ooh ohh during sex. why?"[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:I stopped that silly habit when I was 16[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336375930' post='1301749763'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Define checkmate:[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]You tell wife:I saw a lady who looked exactly like u! and wife asks" WAS SHE HOT? "u cant say 'no' u cant say 'yes' That's Checkmate![/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336376137' post='1301749767'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]No, 72 boys did not "like" (facebook) your picture because you're pretty... they liked it because your boobs are hanging out! [/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336376230' post='1301749768'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]After an Operation,Girl asks her Doc-How soon can I resume my sex life? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doc:You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336376316' post='1301749769'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An australian kiss is the same as a french hahha ..just downunder[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A mistress is what lies between a mister and a mattress!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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